How Do You Know When You’re Old?

Fun Quiz

How Do You Know When You’re Old?

Here’s a fun, lighthearted quiz to explore the signs of aging in a humorous way.  Feel free to share it with friends for a laugh!

Answer each questions honestly.  Tally up your points to see where you stand on the “old” scale.

1. How do you feel about new music?

a) I love discovering new artists! (0 point)

b) Some of it is okay, but I’ll stick to my playlists. (2 points)

c) What is this noise? Turn it off! (4 points)

2. How do you describe time?

a) “That happened recently.” (0 point)

b) “That happened a few years ago.” (2 points)

c) “1990 was just 10 years ago, right?” (4 points)

3. How often do you talk about the weather?

a) Rarely, unless it’s extreme. (0 point)

b) Sometimes, especially with neighbours. (2 points)

c) Daily-and it’s always fascinating! (4 points)

 4. Your reaction to sitting on the floor?

a) Easy! I’ll just sit down and get back up no problem. (0 point)

b) I can sit, but getting up takes a second. (2 points)

c) I avoid it entirely-too much effort! (4 points)

5. How do you feel about social media trends?

a) I’m all in-what’s the latest? (0 point)

b) I’ll try a trend or two, but I’m not obsessed. (2 points)

c) I don’t understand them, nor do I want to. (4 points)

6. How many apps on your phone do you actually use?

a) All of them-I’m tech savvy! (0 point)

b) A handful. The rest are “just in case.” (2 points)

c) Just email, weather, and the flashlight. (4 points)

7. What’s your stance on texting?

a) Fast and full of emojis. (0 point)

b) I text when necessary and keep it short. (2 points)

c) I prefer phone calls-it’s easier to talk. (4points)

8. Your ideal night out looks like:

a) Dancing till dawn! (0 point)

b) Dinner and a movie. (2 points)

c) Staying home with a good book or show. (4 points)

9. What’s your go-to reaction to seeing a group of teenagers?

a) “Wow, they remind me of my youth!” (0 point)

b) “They’re so loud!” (2 points)

c) “They’re up to no good, I just know it.” (4 points)

10. How do you feel about naps?

a) Naps? Who has time for that? (0 point)

b) A nap is nice once in a while. (2 points)

c) Naps are essential to my survival. (4 points)

Results

0-10 points: You’re young at heart (and maybe in years too!).  Embrace your youthful energy!

11-20 points: You’re starting to feel the effects of age, but you’re still keeping up with the times.  A perfect balance!

21-30 points: You’re wise and seasoned.  Age is just a number, but you’ve earned the right to complain about “kids these days.”

31-40 points: Congratulations, you’re officially old (in the best way)! Wear it like a badge of honour and enjoy the perks-like early bird specials and endless life experience!